September12014

foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

(via marijuana-mondays)

12PM
pub3:

omfgg

pub3:

omfgg

(Source: awwww-cute, via tomhiddlesun)

12PM

mothbug:

So a new species of snake (Pseudocerastes urarachnoides) was recently discovered in southern Iran.

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Its common name is the spider-tailed horned viper because its tail is literally a fucking spider. This salty motherfucker has a spider (well, a VERY convincing spider-shaped lure) for a tail. I’d try to get on its level but I don’t know if that’s even possible. 

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Spider snake. Snake spider. Nature isn’t even in the neighborhood of fucking around. 

(via tomhiddlesun)

12PM
“The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed.” Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan ( link )

(Source: vicebot, via tomhiddlesun)

12PM

ramblingsofanurbanjawn:

collababortion:

kittydoom:

salon:

We dare you to say we don’t live in a rape culture.

Amazingly, not The Onion:

“[W]e now have young men telling Bloomberg News that they basically view their female peers as rape bombs just waiting to explode and ruin their lives.”

I REPEAT: THIS IS NOT THE ONION

This is not…The Onion. 

Wow. 

(via sweetlittlemoon)

12PM

tea-is-just-grass:

when someone with no real authority over you tells you to do something

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(Source: 8-tit, via wizardbird)

12PM

lovejustalittlebitharder:

friendly reminder that if i have ever befriended you and have not spoken to you in a while it’s nothing you’ve done wrong it’s just because i’m a piece of shit at keeping in contact with people and i still love you okay good

(Source: starlightshimmerseverywhere, via tardisesarecoollike)

12PM
12PM

beware-the-leopard:

thedeandobbs:

And so the world fell to it’s knees.

I love this post.

(Source: ah-ellie, via tardisesarecoollike)

12PM

iamsmallcat:

the last one killed me

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via tardisesarecoollike)

12PM

shouldnt:

THE FACT THAT THE AMERICAN PEDIATRIC SOCIETY TOLD AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEMS THAT TEENS SHOULD NOT BE UP BEFORE 8:30 AND ONLY 15% OF SCHOOLS LISTENED ANGERS ME SO MUCH

(via tardisesarecoollike)

2AM
f-premaur:

wanderoar:

lifelessxvxpageants:

itsokayeverythingsalright:

fyeahmiyazaki:

fuckyeahspiritedaway:

Scultped model of the Spirited Away Bathhouse.

This is an automatic reblog. 

Is that the terrifying staircase to the boiler room I see?

Wow

woah

This is the most beautiful thing i’ve seen.

f-premaur:

wanderoar:

lifelessxvxpageants:

itsokayeverythingsalright:

fyeahmiyazaki:

fuckyeahspiritedaway:

Scultped model of the Spirited Away Bathhouse.

This is an automatic reblog. 

Is that the terrifying staircase to the boiler room I see?

Wow

woah

This is the most beautiful thing i’ve seen.

(via thevampiresblog)

2AM
aquarian-sunchild:

sixpenceee:

did you know you can use an orange peel as a mini flamethrower?
TRY IT !

"Miss, do you really expect me to believe that you accidentally burned your house down with an orange peel?”
"Uh, it looked cool on the internet?"

aquarian-sunchild:

sixpenceee:

did you know you can use an orange peel as a mini flamethrower?

TRY IT !

"Miss, do you really expect me to believe that you accidentally burned your house down with an orange peel?”

"Uh, it looked cool on the internet?"

(Source: sixpenceee, via thevampiresblog)

2AM

parasailin-sarahpalin:

using tumblr while someone is behind you is like russian roulette you don’t know whether the next post could be a cat or some japanese girl being shat on by an octopus 

(via donttrustevilcheeseits)

2AM
“Because lying to your kids about sex helps nobody. Telling them that sex is “only between mommies and daddies” is a lie that leads to confused, hormone charged teenagers. Telling them that sex is “only something that happens when two people love each other very much” is a lie that causes hormone charged teenagers to confuse “love” with “lust,” or “obsession.” It leads to leaps of logic like, “If I have sex with them, we must be in love.” Or worse- “If I love them, I have to have sex with them.” And how many teenage tragedies are based on that misconception?” Lea Grover, "We Don’t Play With Our Vulvas At The Table" (via themindislimitless)

(via heyquiffy)

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