Hooks and Books

reichenfeels:

reichenfeels:

• “We’re your family, we’re allowed to make fun of you”
• “Come on, it’s just a joke”
• “toughen up and stop being a baby”
• “We’re just teasing”

BULLYING IS BULLYING NO MATTER WHO IT COMES FROM.

IT JUST HURTS A FUCKLOAD A LOT MORE WHEN ITS COMING FROM PEOPLE YOU TRUST

FUCK OFF.

this post will often go weeks without a note

and then there’ll be a holiday

and it resurfaces

and that makes me sad

(via madgirlwitharainbowbox)

quimbycub:

You know someone’s pissed at you when they are talking in allcaps and they say YOU”RE AN ASS because they didn’t capslock, they are holding down that shift key to yell at you.

(via madgirlwitharainbowbox)

sassymccoy:

no but women are so badass okay

because there will inevitably come a point in every woman’s life where she wakes up in a pool of her own blood and her reaction will be dammit now i have to do laundry

that is some suave superhero shit and you won’t ever be able to convince me otherwise

(via madgirlwitharainbowbox)

PSA ON HYDROPHOBIA

thevillagercametotown:

5000-percentdone:

WHEN A FRIEND OR YOUR KID OR ANYONE YOU KNOW HAS PROBLEMS WITH LAKES AND OCEANS AND LARGE BODIES OF WATER DON’T MAKE FUN OF THEM OR PUSH THEM IN OR THROW THEIR STUFF INTO THE WATER BECAUSE IT HIGHLIGHTS HOW MUCH OF A FUCKING ASSHOLE YOU ARE

THIS APPLIES TO ALL PHOBIAS. DON’T MAKE FUN OF THEM BECAUSE OF THEIR FEARS OR EXPOSE THEM TO WHAT THEY ARE AFRAID OF.

(Source: sugarsylph, via roxysrockinrump)

bootslots:

THE PAST WEEKS HAS LITERALLY SEEN FANDOM AFTER FANDOM EMERGE FROM HE DEPTHS OF HELL TO TAKE OVER THE DASHES

FIRST ANIMAL CROSSING

THEN SONY

THEN NINTENDO

THEN POKEMON AND SMASH BROS AND ANIMAL CROSSING

THEN HOMESTUCK UPDATED

(via roxysrockinrump)

221cbakerstreet:

princessfreakazoid:

larry-while-were-young:

princessfreakazoid:

in the 1940s the word “boner” used to mean “huge mistake” and it still pretty much means that

how the fuck would you know that

because i know things

(via inoticeyoureanerdfighter)

stripforharry:

soolooxcoopter:

obesealpaca:

When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know

Those fries could be salted with tears

So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through

there are two kinds of people

(Source: dogs420, via phantomserenity)

jaredsadalecki:

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony” 

and then “what if his last name was award”

and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”

emmy, tony, and oscar award

oh my god

get a cat and name it leo. that way leo will have the awards

(via jammydodgersinthetardis)

idruggedyourcoffee:

jimpovolo:

kenway:

during spanish class today we were writing sentences and stuff and this guy tried to write “i have eaten the grass” but he mixed up the word for grass (césped) with another word (huésped)

he ended up writing “i have eaten the guests”

wait why was he writiing “i have eaten the grass” in the first place?

(via jammydodgersinthetardis)

wellmakeawish:

amythegeek:

amsterdamnedd:

basedgosh:

if my kids end up being better looking than me theyre grounded

guys the disney fandom just took over a text post

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