My name is Dora (no, not the explorer). I'm a writer, and a crocheter. I'm currently trying to start my own business selling crocheted stuffed animals and dolls. I post the Avengers, Tom Hiddleston, Loki, food, cute things, and whatever else happens to catch my fancy.Things I Wrote...
- “We’re your family, we’re allowed to make fun of you”
- “Come on, it’s just a joke”
- “toughen up and stop being a baby”
- “We’re just teasing”
BULLYING IS BULLYING NO MATTER WHO IT COMES FROM.
IT JUST HURTS A FUCKLOAD A LOT MORE WHEN ITS COMING FROM PEOPLE YOU TRUST
this post will often go weeks without a note
and then there’ll be a holiday
and it resurfaces
and that makes me sad
no but women are so badass okay
because there will inevitably come a point in every woman’s life where she wakes up in a pool of her own blood and her reaction will be dammit now i have to do laundry
that is some suave superhero shit and you won’t ever be able to convince me otherwise
WHEN A FRIEND OR YOUR KID OR ANYONE YOU KNOW HAS PROBLEMS WITH LAKES AND OCEANS AND LARGE BODIES OF WATER DON’T MAKE FUN OF THEM OR PUSH THEM IN OR THROW THEIR STUFF INTO THE WATER BECAUSE IT HIGHLIGHTS HOW MUCH OF A FUCKING ASSHOLE YOU ARE
THIS APPLIES TO ALL PHOBIAS. DON’T MAKE FUN OF THEM BECAUSE OF THEIR FEARS OR EXPOSE THEM TO WHAT THEY ARE AFRAID OF.
When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know
Those fries could be salted with tears
So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through
there are two kinds of people
one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony”
and then “what if his last name was award”
and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”
emmy, tony, and oscar award
oh my god
get a cat and name it leo. that way leo will have the awards
during spanish class today we were writing sentences and stuff and this guy tried to write “i have eaten the grass” but he mixed up the word for grass (césped) with another word (huésped)
he ended up writing “i have eaten the guests”
wait why was he writiing “i have eaten the grass” in the first place?